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When you’re this smokin’, winning is a shore thing. . . .
Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas—unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!
But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Booted from Seaside Heights for good, the spunky, sequined meatball and her sensitive, quiet cousin are forced to flee to Atlantic City. Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables.
Suddenly, it’s raining benjamins for the coiffed and tanned threesome. Top-shelf tequila and seafood dinners are not all they’re scoring. Bella snags a pale but talented boardwalk artist, Gia hooks up with a high-stakes poker hottie, and with Gia’s coaching, Fredo just might have a chance at becoming a certified juicehead. Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training.
But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. With hearts and loot on the line, losing is not a chance the crew can take. This time, the house isn’t going to win. . . .
|Author:||Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi|
|Publication Date:||May 15, 2012|
|Product Length:||6.0 inches|
|Product Width:||1.3 inches|
|Product Height:||9.0 inches|
|Product Weight:||1.06 pounds|
|Package Length:||9.13 inches|
|Package Width:||6.22 inches|
|Package Height:||1.26 inches|
|Package Weight:||1.15 pounds|
|Average Customer Rating:|| based on 20 reviews|
|Average Customer Review: ( 20 customer reviews )
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6 of 9 found the following review helpful:
I want my money back!! Nov 20, 2012
I love Snooki! I thought this would be a fun read but this book was horrible. they writing, the plot, everything about it. I wish I could get a refund. Don't waste your time or money on this book.
Five Stars Oct 19, 2015
Gotta Love Snooki!
4 of 7 found the following review helpful:
disappointment doesn't even begin to cover it Jun 28, 2012
I'm not even sure why I decided to give this a chance, but I wish I wouldn't have wasted my time or money. I wish I could undo giving money to the Snooki fund.
5 of 9 found the following review helpful:
one seriously lame book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jun 13, 2012
By Darth Bane
"Dark Lord Of The Sith"
this book is a waste of time and money buy something else instead this book is one big epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 of 8 found the following review helpful:
A full (good) season of Jersey Shore in book form Jun 13, 2012
There are so many terrible, terrible books out there (the Virgin Bride of the Decaying Billionaire Tycoon-whatever series found at your local supermarket, anyone?), so why must everyone pick on this one? Because Snooki "wrote" it and Jersey Shore has become a cultural punchline we love to loathe. Gorilla Beach is exactly what the goofy, bright cover promises it to be: a fun, lighthearted book full of strange characters, crazy capers and punchy dialogue. I can assure you that Snooki did not write it: the brisk pace, clever details, self-aware diction and neat tying up of most loose ends point to an efficient and experienced ghostwriter. It reads like a full season of Jersey Shore all tied up in a great beach blanket read. If this isn't your cup of tea, so be it. For JS fans, it's a fun, sugary frolic, and that's all it's ever claimed to be.
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