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Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book

Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book
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Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book

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Snooki, Ronnie, Mike “The Situation,” JWoww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Vinny, and Angelina captivated America with their big hair, fake tans, fist pumps, and high drama on MTV ’s wildly popular show Jersey Shore. But they don’t just walk the walk—they talk the talk. Relive their most outrageous and hilarious moments with these memorable words of “wisdom” on life, love, and looking good.

These are rules to live by—G.T.L., baby!

“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, and live my life.”

“I feel like this job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.”

“I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me, it’s cool in the beginning. We do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.”

“Let’s go tanning. If we got a little time, maybe we’ll go to the gym and then get ready for tonight. You need that color—a little touch-up on the paint job.”

Features an exclusive BONUS DVD — watch the most memorable moments from season one!

Product Details
Paperback:96 pages
Publisher:MTV Books
Publication Date:June 15, 2010
Product Length:6.0 inches
Product Width:0.3 inches
Product Height:6.0 inches
Product Weight:0.35 pounds
Package Length:5.98 inches
Package Width:5.83 inches
Package Height:0.39 inches
Package Weight:0.4 pounds
Average Customer Rating: based on 12 reviews

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Average Customer Review:4.0 ( 12 customer reviews )
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4 of 5 found the following review helpful:

4Crazy!  Jan 06, 2011 By Teach3
Didn't read the book, but bought it for a friend.
From what I saw, it was easy reading and funny!

5perfect for 60s psychiatry treatments  Dec 23, 2014 By c4rtm4n
This book must be the cheapest alternative to an actual frontal lobotomy. Reading it does not only give you a headache, it is also one of the few books that after you read it makes you dumber than you were before.
If you are close to brain death or want to get there I recommend you read this book every day. Also, if you ever wanted mentally challenged children, don't bother drinking alcohol while you're pregnant, just read your toddler a few lines of this as their bedtime story.
TLDR: This book be makin ya stoopid.

5true jersey shore fan  Apr 13, 2013 By laura
she (my daughter) just cant get enough jersey shore and this adds to her collection of memories. this show was in her generation and this will give her something to talk about with her kids one day. thank you.

3ehh  Jan 09, 2013 By Emily Demmler
I got this mainly because I LOVE Jersey shore. It really doesn't have anything to offer other than knowing I own it and can have it in my shore collection. If you are a real fan you already know these qu

1 of 2 found the following review helpful:

4love the SHORE!  Jan 27, 2011 By *he_said_to_me-...what a glamour!!*
Yeah this book was ok... it had heaps of quotes in it...not the one's you would remember, but non the less if you want to know every single quote they say, itd probably be in here...though i think i should have bought the Jersey Shore dictionary, that would have been funnier.. But great anyway! :)

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